"Humor"

Har inget att skriva om så jag tänkte att vi drar in lite skit! :) Med skit menar jag dom mest "gillade" grejerna på facebook

- Det krävs en längd på 8,5 cm och en bredd på 5,4 cm för att tillfredställa en tjej. Däremot spelar det ingen roll om det är Master Card eller Visa.

- Daughter: Hey mum i'm going to my room with my boyfriend.
Mum: Okay don't do anything stupid.
*.Gf & Bf go into bedroom.*
Daughter screams: Baby, baby, baby ohh!
*.Mum runs into her room.*
Mum: What are you doing!?!?!?!?
Daughter: Mum were having sex, get out!
Mum: Oh thank god i thought you were listening to justing bieber.

- Girls Comes in the Class room,
Teacher:Emily, Why on earth are you this late to school?
Emily, I was blowing bubbles sir,
Teacher: Fine then go and sit down

- "Clean your room, family are coming over." "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."